2005-09-27 - another new blog, and more funzies!2005-07-25 - VERY Good Times2005-06-09 - navigate me to the coffee!2005-05-09 - i've done gone and done it haven't i!2005-04-22 - a one-blog woman?2005-04-10 - bus schedules and fares. yes really.2005-04-04 - spring into Isaac Mizrahi2005-04-02 - Bill Irwin, the Pope, and then we die.2005-04-01 - I'm a bad catholic.2005-03-25 - moms and paint2005-02-08 - west coast destitution2005-01-21 - pacific standard time2005-01-07 - satan encourages travel2005-01-05 - addendum to prior dissertation2005-01-05 - a dissertation on moving2005-01-01 - 2005 spells adventure.2004-12-20 - get fart smart!2004-12-15 - perkier boobs vs. tummy rolls2004-12-10 - it waw my birthday until 39 ,imutes agp2004-12-07 - not worth reading unless you know me i guess2004-12-04 - greetings from PST2004-12-01 - peanuts for hair stylists?2004-11-28 - baby explosion!2004-11-23 - my robot friend2004-11-22 - i don't like Jackson Browne2004-11-15 - fruity pants2004-11-13 - further promoting Yankee suckage2004-11-03 - Steven Kovacs2004-11-01 - you can't be a social climber if you can't climb!2004-10-31 - everything changes2004-10-28 - DESTINY or MIRACLE??!?!2004-10-23 - BASEBALL! or, why I hurt.2004-10-19 - elephants2004-10-15 - roy rogers2004-10-07 - GAY WEDDING WEEKEND part 2: less interesting, but necessary2004-10-03 - GAY WEDDING WEEKEND part 1: The Drive There2004-09-25 - gin and marriage2004-09-19 - dig my life art2004-09-17 - good drinks yield bad gums2004-09-12 - surprise appearance by a big star!2004-09-09 - untitled due to lack of creativity2004-09-01 - i promise no more work poetry after today2004-08-31 - poetic experimentation at $8/hr.2004-08-12 - Martin Starr renders me uncredible2004-08-04 - back!2004-06-26 - east side to the west side2004-05-31 - my son Minnie Driver2004-05-29 - why dogs are better than me.2004-05-04 - drop the Z.2004-05-01 - good2004-04-24 - driving? what's that?2004-04-01 - we are April Fools.2004-03-21 - bangs for cancer?2004-03-11 - the next new look...2004-03-07 - blarney my irish eyes2004-03-04 - Holy fucking shit!: it's Jaws!2004-02-18 - clean laundry + TODAY = bliss2004-02-12 - I can't live without Tesla's love and affection2004-02-10 - defeated and depressed about finances2004-02-05 - the McDisappointment of my adult life2004-02-04 - don't bother calling.2004-01-23 - Dame Edna and David Letterman have turned me into a horrible monster.2004-01-20 - cheaper on the frontier2004-01-18 - ballistic: columbia vs. charleston2004-01-16 - you don't write checks for sundries!2004-01-15 - so i don't forget2004-01-12 - cow-orkers make my head thirsty2004-01-05 - 56 hours of continous sleep please.2004-01-03 - quick easy & fun...like me!!2003-12-31 - a natural-looking tan from making tea? ask me how!2003-12-25 - it's CHRISTMAS indeed!2003-12-09 - the gift that keeps on giving2003-12-03 - educating adults? yes please!2003-12-01 - thanksgiving holocaust2003-11-25 - the product of caffeine-infused all-nighters2003-11-16 - pathetic rantings of a somber freak.2003-11-06 - i'm too tired to be creative.2003-10-31 - my rub-downs are reasonably priced!2003-10-23 - mahvelous!2003-10-16 - I HATE the Yankees...2003-10-12 - I need a nap.2003-10-10 - you'll thank me for telling you not to bother reading this.2003-10-10 - the most expensive doughnut ever made2003-10-06 - ...and R.E.M.2003-10-06 - this is the dullest entry I've ever written, I'm so ashamed.2003-10-04 - I'm not pregnant, am I??!?!?2003-10-03 - $202003-10-02 - a card for business and industry2003-09-25 - A box-o-pilates for me!2003-09-21 - FANNIE for PRESIDENT??!2003-09-15 - John Ritter is more important than the internet2003-09-12 - not intersting except for the implication of sex!2003-09-10 - what ever happened to boone's farm pina colada??2003-09-09 - blood and puke2003-09-07 - NPR vs. the Patriots2003-09-06 - I'll regret this by the end of next week! or, an introduction