2005-04-01 - 7:11 p.m.
So do you think all this Pope stuff is an April Fool's joke? The networks aren't generally jovial...I don't think they could pull it off.
Frank Perdue died. It would be insanely fucked up if the Pope died today too.
If you dressed Frank Perdue up, he'd look kind of Popey. Old, squinty, bald...you could say he's the high holiness of chicken.
I wouldn't though.
Because you'll join me in hell if you do.
