2005-01-07 - 10:09 p.m.
Okay...
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THE WEST COAST!!!?!?!?!!!????!!
I've been watching The Weather Channel. I've been fielding hoards of concerned e-mails. I've been placating parents who repeatedly ask "are you SURE you don't want to fly??"
You'd better get you act together, western seaboard. You're pissing me off. I've been disallowed passage through Idaho, I'm left no other choice.
I don't have chains for my tires.
I hate mountains.
You have until Wednesday. If I don't see sun and the re-opening of chunks of I-5, I'm going to jump off a bridge. End of story.
And I'm taking you with me.
