2004-11-01 - 4:04 p.m.
Al Franken is 200 ft. away from me and there's nothing I can do about it.
I can't go stare at him, grinning like a dumbass the whole time.
I can't talk to him.
Touch him.
Have him sign my bare chest.
I have to sell toys today.
Ted Kennedy was 1/2 mile away today...
