2003-12-09 - 2:13 p.m.
I am 25! Know what I got for my birthday?! A urinary tract infection!!
Of course, upon first experiencing the terrible burn that accompanied my urination, I thought it was kidney stones...then assumed it was cancer. A few phone calls set me straight. So I'm pounding cranberry juice between festivities (which makes me wonder, why cranberry? What makes the cranberry so crucial to the health of my bladder? It sems arbitrary.) I got a massage this morning (which I almost missed because I've stopped waking up to my alarm...age-related hearing loss), we're making my cake right now, then we'll go eat, see "Elf" (and maybe "Bad Santa" if I can summon the courage to sneak into a movie, which Jeremy assures me is "almost too easy".
Jeremy got me a CD of David Sedaris live at Carnegie Hall! It's funny! (at least I'm assuming so, since it seems I can't listen while typing).
That's all I've got right now. I have to pee. *sniff sniff*
